if you don’t know anything about deadpool or haven’t read any of his comics
then you’re not allowed to make the ninja spiderman joke
i mean, seriously
i’m going to slap some bitches
Posts tagged "spiderman"
During homecoming week, we had ‘Kid Day’ aka, dress like a little kid and shit.
So I’m sitting at a table with my friends during study hall, in my pigtails and all, and suddenly I feel a tap on my shoulder.
My friend, David, is standing behind me with his hair greased awkwardly to the side, in thick-rimmed glasses, and high waisted pants. He also has grown a small dirtstache. He then says to me-
“Want some candy sweetie pie?”
My school is promoting pedophilia.
