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Marvel Comics. Doctor Who. Starkid. Books. Musical Theatre.

I like that shit.

 

Seeing Couples

When you're in a Relationship: Aw, look how adorable and happy they are! Good for them!

When you're Single: FUCK THEM AND THEIR FUCKING HAPPINESS

I DON'T FUCKING NEED THAT. IT'S BULLSHIT.

-sits in a corner eating ice cream and sobbing over OTPs-

TIL that when I was drunk Saturday night my friends videotaped me going on an extensive rant about the Marvel Civil War.

And they kept being assholes, trolling me with American Civil War facts like “It was between the South and North, not Iron Man and Captain America.”

Those poopfaces.

my boyfriend learned the true meaning of PMS today

i went from leg-humping horny to straight up pissed off to crying about my cat which died 5 months ago

then i made him get me chocolate

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

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