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It appears to be a prophecy describing what the Mayans refer to as a troupe called “Dikrats,” and how they bring about the end of the Earth.
It says here: there shall be three omens.
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#I just want to know Tom’s thought progression here#somehow it must have involved the phrases ‘shit bricks’ and ‘brickhouses’ because his biceps are huge as bricks #and then it came out in a vomit of words: ‘Chris-Brick-Shithouse-Hemsworth’
Built like a brick shithouse is a British saying, my mum has always said it :)
^ Yup.
A lot of us say “built like a brick shithouse”.
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Source: chrisallenshow
zwtf:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
#PHEELS
NO NOT OKAY
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